Saturday, March 29, 2008

The First Church of Evolution.

The First Church of Evolution recognizes the writings of Charles Darwin as sacred among those who believe they have descended from ape like creatures. The Church believes it is their responsibility to fabricate transitional fossils or make fakes like Lucy.
The First Church of Evolution

Saturday, January 26, 2008

The Jedi Church.

The Jedi Church is dedicated to the doctrines of the Jedi force religion. The Jedi religion believes there is one all powerful force that binds all things in the universe together, and accepts all races and species from all over the universe as potential members of the religion.

The Jedi Church has no official doctrine. The church recognizes that all people have an innate knowledge of what is right and wrong, and the Jedi Church celebrates this like no other religion.
The Jedi Church

Saturday, October 20, 2007

First Reformed Church of Spongebob Squarepants.

With the First Reformed Church of Spongebob Squarepants, you can finally experience a church that finds joy in the little things in life, and isn't afraid to say so. A church that offers complexity for the complex, and simplicity for the simple. You can even mix the two up if you want. A church that doesn't want your money and only wants you to be happy.
First Reformed Church of Spongebob Squarepants

Saturday, September 15, 2007

The Church of JoJo Pieism.

JoJo Pieism is one of the five sects of Pieism, a huge religion. JoJo Pieism's main defining feature is the believe that the Pie has come to Earth in the form of a guy who's title is JoJo. The Church is growing fast and many sects have joined the Federation of Pie, a union of Pieism.
The Church of JoJo Pieism

Saturday, March 10, 2007

The First Church Of Sushi.

The First Church of Sushi is an alternative to religions, diets and designer fashions. Everyone is welcome to the church's cyber-ashram, including nerds, geeks, beardy weirdos, surfers, and top fashion models - who really shouldn't be eating anything else (except sushi, not nerds or geeks). For armchair surfers everywhere.
The First Church of Sushi

Thursday, December 28, 2006

The Hawaii Cannabis Ministry.

Religious rights and freedoms are granted by the Creator to all of us and protected by law in every country on earth. If you would like to find out how to claim your inheritance to legal Cannabis sacrament, the Hawaii Cannabis Ministry can help.

They show you how to build your own defense to prosecution starting today and lasting for your entire lifetime. Find out how to become a 'practitioner' of Cannabis sacrament and how to establish your religious defense.
The Hawaii Cannabis Ministry

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Church for the Churchless.

The Church for the Churchless is church for anyone who needs to belong but can't make the commitment. It is an organization for 'churchless' individuals and Ministers. Their goal is to create a common place for people of all faiths and no faith to come together.

They provide serious services when required but they are not serious all the time. This Churchless Church is fun! No eternal damnation, no 'confess your sins,' no judgment of any kind.
Church for the Churchless

Friday, October 27, 2006

The First Church of Buster.

The First Church of Buster is dedicated to Buster, the crash-test dummy of 'MythBusters' fame.

The One True Buster came to us in 1973... General Motors was overcome by the Light and envisioned a creation, one of supreme knowledge and power – The One True Buster. These scientists worked with His hand and built the Hybrid II. Hybrid II is the name that is used by the inter sanctum during the most Holy of services to praise those that have went before him. This is celebrated around the world as the Busterian Ascension.

(thanks Doug)
The First Church of Buster

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Temple of the Celestial Apostle.

The mission of The Temple of the Celestial Apostle is simple. To establish a worship center for all religions on the surface of the moon. Private enterprises have recently succesfully shown their capability for space flight.

In time they will have the capability to land on the lunar surface. That will be the time The Temple of the Celestial Apostle can acy. But only with your support.
The Temple of the Celestial Apostle

Sunday, August 20, 2006

The Church Of Googlism.

The Church Of Googlism believes a convincing argument can be made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever come to experiencing an actual Deity. It is the ultimate bridge between people and information.

Google is the great uniting force among contemporary religions of the present. Individuals of all religious background from around the world use Google on a daily basis. Muslims, Christians, Jews and even Scientologists use Google and Her mighty Algorithms in search of life's great mysteries. Google is common ground among the worlds major religions, bringing hope for religious peace.
The Church Of Googlism

Sunday, May 21, 2006

The First Church of Raymond.

Are you tired of constantly having to defend your beliefs? Tired of people's lack of respect for your religious views? Sick of being harangued over your loud and obsessive devotion, no matter how many times you point out to people that by criticising you they clearly lack spirituality? Or are you just utterly mad? Then Raymond is the religion for you!
The First Church of Raymond

Saturday, February 18, 2006

The Church of the Churchless.

If you are spiritual but not religious, if you don't belong to an organized faith but sometimes wish you did, or if you do belong but sometimes wish you didn't, if you are tired of dogma that divides rather than unites, that demands blind faith rather than open-eyed investigation, that proclaims 'You'll see when you believe' instead of 'You'll believe when you see,' then you are welcome to the Church of the Churchless.
The Church of the Churchless

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

The Temple of Alife.

Artificial Life is a field of scientific study that attempts to model living biological systems through complex algorithms. Scientists use these models to test and experiment with a multitude of factors on the behavior of the systems.
The Temple of Alife

Friday, January 27, 2006

The Temple of Love.

The Temple of Love was designed to save life on Earth from extinction by human beings. Save the world. You all have the ability if you act as One toward the common goal of saving life on Earth.

The Temple of Love makes peace among and unites Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and everyone else and the countries they all live in as the first step towards world peace. The Temple of Love is a World Wide Religion, Peace Organization, Environmental Organization and Save Life on Earth Organization.
The Temple of Love

Friday, December 16, 2005

Demon Church.

Prepare to be educated about the intricacies of Demonology and Shamanic Satanism in society's newest paradigm. Demon Church is a conglomerate of intelligent individuals that empower one another through knowledge, technique and communication.

Often one member's relayed experience can offer a different perspective to others, this objective and logical model for education creates an even playing field where anything may be discussed at face value. DC and our members want you to succeed beyond what you imagine possible.
Demon Church

Saturday, November 26, 2005

World Church of Dragonfire.

In the begining, the Great Dragon created the world. She worked for seven days and went to the Haven-Beyond-The-Stars on the Seventh. However, the coven of Her arch enemy, Notos the Satyr, sent the Haven-Beyond-The-Stars into Limbo.

It has been prophecied that, one day, a girl will be born with ruddy features as the reincarnation of the Great Dragon and will destroy Notos forever. She will be born with a dragon-shaped mark on her back. Until She comes, we wait. We are the World Church of Dragonfire.
World Church of Dragonfire

Thursday, November 10, 2005

E-Commercial Church.

The E-Commercial Church is a virtual monastery where they do not care about your beliefs in real life, you are welcome as long as you make donations to the Church. In fact, you are welcome even if you don't.
Ever since the monastery opened there was a rumor amongst believers about its miraculous effect over material life of regular visitors, sudden lottery winning, unexpected payment rise, lost treasure found, etc...
E-Commercial Church

Saturday, September 17, 2005

The Church of Klugman.

This is a brand new religion - a religion worshiping a man who is a legend, a myth, who brings a new social conscience to our troubled times. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Church of Klugman!
The Church of Klugman

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Jesus Is My Red Pill.

Jesus Is My Red Pill is part of the Union of Single Member Churches. It is a site dedicated to making Jesus and being Christian cool. It offers personal insight and experience listed with respect to what the Bible says vs. what today's Christians say and do. It is ammo against right wing ascetic pseudo-Christianity.
Jesus Is My Red Pill

Sunday, August 28, 2005

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Members of this Church believe that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. They feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Food for Faith Fellowship International.

Food for Faith Fellowship International is an unusual church in the Los Angeles area that uses lively, urban contemporary music to create intense worship in an intimate, informal setting, offers innovative, practical spiritual instruction, and inspires people with little or no church experience to build an intelligent relationship with God.

The pastor wears an earring. Shorts and jeans are normative, but anything is possible if it will help to make the point. From a Black Panther get up to smilie face boxer shorts over a pair of slacks to an apron. No bible, no problem. Each worship service begins with a relevant, sometimes irreverent video clip, as does each sermon. Perhaps most unusual is the style of music. Food for Faith transforms secular music for sacred worship by converting the lyrics while preserving the beats and melodies.
Food for Faith Fellowship International

Saturday, August 06, 2005

The First Rastafarian Church of Satan.

The First Rastafarian Church of Satan is an organization all about freedom. Rastafarian Satanism is a combination of Rastafarian religion and of LaVeyan Satanism. Rastafarian Satanism is not just a religion but a way of life, living by the wise words of Father Al Bundy.
The First Rastafarian Church of Satan

Friday, August 05, 2005

The Church of the Sacred Swine.

Members of the Church of the Sacred Swine believe in the Bible, the Book of the Sacred Swine, the Religion of the Great Pig Dress and Etiquette Manual, and the wisdom and revelations of Harold P. Schriver, the wisdom and revelations of James Winthorp, Ph.D, and the holy Pig Council to be their divine authorities in all matters of faith and practice! They encourage you to discover the truth.
The Church of the Sacred Swine

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

East Los Angeles Chapel of Satan.

The official website of The East Los Angeles Chapel of Satan. The Chapel was founded in 1999 by High Priest Lazy, then was passed down to Rev. Knife. They are located in Hell's Playground in the Maravilla projects and they follow in Dr. Anton Szandor Lavey's philosophy and not fat bitch barton's view on Laveyan Satanism.
East Los Angeles Chapel of Satan

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Companions Church.

Shamanism is based on the belief that the visible world is pervaded by invisible forces or spirits that affect the lives of the living.
The Companions Church is a church-circle of animism, gnosis, and intention - living and teaching of original shamanic ways, amidst the ordinary, everyday! Their circle membership includes western and christic gnostics and animists of diverse traditions who practice contemporary shamanic ways, and do their best to live the way of the shaman-fool, on purpose to restore self and the universe.
Companions Church

Sunday, April 24, 2005

The Spiritual Temple of The Way of the Nazirene.

The Home Organizational Page of Allan Cronshaw, known world-wide as the Long Island Mystic Ordained Evangelical Minister, Brother of Yeshua/Jesus, Nazirene Disciple of The Way and the center for the World-Wide Ebionite Restoration Movement.
The Spiritual Temple of The Way of the Nazirene

Thursday, April 14, 2005

The Rational Universal Church of the Philippines.

The Rational Universal Church of the Philippines (Iglesya Unibersál Rasyonál sa Pilipinas) is a Rationalistic church for Freethinkers in the Philippines. Rationalism is the belief that reason is the basis for establishment of religious truth, not revelation or authority. Freethought means forming ideas about religion without regard to dogma.
The Rational Universal Church of the Philippines

Saturday, April 02, 2005

The Church of Critical Thinking.

The Church of Critical Thinking is not a religious organization, and it does not acknowledge the existence of any deities. The Church of Critical Thinking believes that separation of church and state is a very good idea, but is frustrated that the separation is becoming increasingly blurred.

The goal of the Church of Critical Thinking is to teach people to use Critical Thinking skills to analyze what they're being told, to be skeptic where appropriate, and to reject ideas that they may already hold as true if they don't hold up when examined critically.
The Church of Critical Thinking
(via Grow A Brain)

Saturday, March 05, 2005

The Church of Civilization.

There have been a lot of studies recently about the positive health benefits of religion. People who attend regular church services, pray regularly, etc. seem to live longer happier healthier lives. They appear to have better immune systems, and just generally have a pretty good deal. A pragmatist would join a church on this evidence if true to pragmatic principles.
The problem with the deal is that it requires the acceptance of beliefs that are offensive, rationally, logically or emotionally offensive to some people. Members of the Church of Civilization are civilized people. Their religion might be different, but it can't be all that bad.
The Church of Civilization

Sunday, February 06, 2005

The Christian Vegetarian Association.

The Christian Vegetarian Association is an international, nondenominational ministry of Christians who find that a plant-based diet benefits human health, the environment, the world's poor and hungry, and animals.
They believe that the Holy Spirit inspires them to live according to their deepest, faith-based values. They find that Christians care, often deeply, about world hunger, human well-being, the environment, and animals. Since a plant-based diet helps address these concerns, they see it as an opportunity to honor God.
The Christian Vegetarian Association